If you’re planning your first trip to London and are feeling perhaps a little intimidated, never fear- your local personal guide is here. I’m the best tour guide in London because I’m local, I know the best places to go, and I usually get naked too.

“It’s true that climbing the mountain isn’t just about being on the summit. But it isn’t just about the climb, either. It’s about who you have to become in order to do the climb.”

I think he means that it’s not just about the journey, where you have to be courageous and clever and overcome obstacles; you have to become a courageous, clever, problem-solving person, and that’s the real attraction and value of climbing that mountain.

Today I want to talk about lack of romantic sensual intimacy in the lives of otherwise successful men.

I’m not talking about people who just aren’t that interested in doing it, I’m talking about men who do want more! and just aren’t sure how to navigate that want.

But first of all, why does a lack of sensual intimacy matter and why can it be a problem?

I have been seeing a sex worker for a year now, very regularly, like more than once a week. We go beyond sex and also have dinner dates and outside encounters. I am now extremely attached to her; I may have even fallen in love with her.

What is the difference between GFE and just having a girlfriend?

Think of GFE as being all the best parts of having a guilt-free, mutually beneficial affair with an exciting, glamorous, sweet, friendly, occasionally kinky, well-educated and well-travelled girlfriend who is there to bring you out of your shell- with none of the potential drawbacks.

I will never nag, chase, get jealous, get lip fillers, tattoos or acrylic talons, pressure you for commitment, present unexpected financial or legal costs, have unprotected sex or outstay my welcome- or shy away from a threesome if you have your eye on one of my friends! In fact, I love it when you eye up my friends!

Avoiding scams is a topic that comes up again and again on social media, usually in reference to "clients" who refuse to screen or send a deposit because they say they are afraid of being scammed.

I put "clients" in quotation marks because you're not really a client unless you actually meet escorts, and of course you can't actually meet escorts if you don't follow their screening procedures. So really, they are much better described as men who stay home and repeatedly cock-block themselves out of fear.

Firstly, I would like to reassure any potential client reading this that if you are reasonably sober and sensible, you will probably never be scammed.

5 Steps for Socially Awkward Clients

If your sensuality feels blocked behind social awkwardness or shyness, this might be the blog for you.

A Client’s Guide to Sexual Confidence

Self-consciousness is almost as much of a passion-killer as bad breath (almost). I invite you to join me in this feeling of total relaxation. Hotel room bathrooms usually have toothbrushes and paste, or you can ask housekeeping to bring you some.