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First time in London? Here’s how to make your trip as easy and pleasurable as possible

If you’re planning your first trip to London and are feeling perhaps a little intimidated, never fear- your local personal guide is here. I’m the best tour guide in London because I’m local, I know the best places to go, and I usually get naked too.

As a seasoned Londoner and well-organised hedonist, I’m going to give you a brief rundown on how I would go about my first trip, including first places to stay and eat, indispensable apps to download and the piece de resistance, a truly excellent and highly legit London-specific escort directory.

Not left home yet?

Then there’s still time for advance planning, truly the hidden key to maximising a business-with-pleasure trip and minimising stress.

Book your hotel before you leave and pay in advance to make check in feel nicer. London hotels I recommend include 45 Park Lane, Bulgari Hotel, The Connaught, Four Seasons Park Lane, the Mandarin Oriental, The Whiteley, and the suites at The Mandrake and The Ned. I do not recommend using AirBnB. Cost-effective alternatives include The Hoxton, Melia White House and Nobu Shoreditch.

And don’t stop there- while you’re booking your hotel, book your two other basic necessities in advance too: your restaurant(s) and your companion(s).

Hotels generally have more rooms than a nice restaurant has tables. And that companion you have your eye on, well, there is only one of her, so she’s even less likely to have room for you last-minute than a hotel or a restaurant.

Don’t travel for hours to the big smoke just to sit alone in your room eating generic room service before leaving Friday morning without having tasted London. Book your companions and restaurants as far in advance as you can, because they get busy.

The best London directory for connecting with companions and kink providers at the moment is KLE (Kinky London Escorts), which is run exclusively and equitably by the ladies themselves, many of whom attend the regular KLE socials and have genuine rapport with each other outside of dating. Everyone involved with the site knowing each other is protection against fake profiles appearing and this tight-knit community with its diverse members list really does represent the very best of what London has to offer. If you have never dated in London before it is absolutely the safest and best place to begin, hands down. And all of us love to eat, which brings us to…

My personal favourite London restaurants and bars include Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester, Canton Blue at the Peninsula, Core by Clare Smyth, the Fumoir at Claridge’s or The Ritz Rivoli Bar for a perfectly mixed cocktail, Hakkasan, Kioku by Endo at Raffles OWO, The Lecture Room & Library at sketch, Nobu Mayfair, Park Chinois (just for cocktails and dim sum though), The Pem at Conrad St James, Pétrus, and The Ritz Dining Room. Pick one or two and book a lunch or dinner there, you won’t regret it. For something more casual, check out ROKA, Dishoom, Bocca di Lupo, Barrafina, Nessa, Ducksoup or Bocconcino, all very central, and all still pretty much requiring advance booking.

Still not casual enough, or is everywhere you wanted to eat booked up? Summer’s coming so go for a stroll around Borough Market (handy for Shangri-La at The Shard, if you happen to be staying there) or get takeout from Harrods Food Hall and have a breezy picnic in Hyde Park.

Getting around in London

There are three ways to travel in London: walking, black cabs, and the tube. I find Uber in London to be unreliable so I don’t recommend it. Instead I use the Gett app, which works just like Uber except it’s for black cabs. The journeys are faster and more pleasant and the roof has a huge sunroof so you can get a better look at the architecture as you go.

The tube can seem intimidating even for those who are used to using metro systems until you start using the free TfL journey planner, which gives you detailed instructions on how to get from A to B. You don’t need to buy a ticket to use the tube or the buses, you can just tap your credit card on the turnstiles as you go. There are free paper tube maps to study at almost every tube station and staff to point you in the right direction.

Walking around Central London (Zone 1, if you’re looking at a tube map) is very pleasant as long as your companion has flat shoes. The only places to avoid are parks after dark. I love walking in London as my preferred mode of transport when I can. Sure my hair might not look quite as perfect as it would have done in a cab, but it’s a great city with historic architecture, buzzing shops and if you like people-watching, you’re in the right place.

London is an exhilarating city with endless opportunities to explore, indulge, and make rich memories. By planning ahead, you can avoid the stress of last-minute bookings and truly immerse yourself in the best that London has to offer. From luxury hotels and gourmet dining to finding the right companion, taking the time to organize your trip in advance will ensure everything goes smoothly and pleasurably. The Gett black cab app and TfL website make transport a breeze, but don’t forget to explore London on foot if you can- it's one of the best ways to discover the charm and beauty of this vibrant metropolis. So book ahead, relax, and most of all, enjoy your time in one of the world’s most dynamic cities!

Your Story Starts Here

Everyone is the hero of their own story.

We overcome obstacles.

We pursue a quest to reach our goals.

Maybe we rescue some princesses along the way- or maybe the princesses themselves are the goal.

For the story to work, every hero must have enemies to vanquish before he completes his quest- otherwise it’s a short and boring story.

“I went on a quest to climb a mountain so I just went ahead and climbed the mountain, it was okay, the end” isn’t interesting.

We need to hear about the preparation, the plotting, the failed attempts, lessons learned and fears overcome to finally stand on that mountaintop months or years later with the sun on your face and the life-affirming sense of achievement and elation coursing through your veins. That’s the most important part of the movie!

What is the core enemy we need to vanquish in our hectic, responsibility-laden lives?

For me- being sensually unfulfilled is my core enemy. Sensual fulfilment is the ultimate goal, and not because I’m shallow! I can make money, read books, be entertained at the tap of the button, eat, sleep, spend time with family and go pretty much wherever I want to very easily, but sensual fulfilment is trickier and more elusive.

That’s what makes it a quest!

My drives are generally pretty high- but not absolutely always. Sometimes I’m tired. I’m busy. I’m nervous. These things take time. You know this part of the story.

Secondary enemies include wasted time, wasted money, the danger of secrets being exposed, and the potential for embarrassment. Can you relate?

Is this an impasse?

What happens next in your story, or is this the end?

For the plot to work, the hero should finally meet the enemy head-on. In our story, where the enemy is a lack of sensual fulfilment, the friction peaks when the hero finally takes the leap and books a date with a companion.

Why?

This is the best choice for the hero in our story because not only does he beat the core enemy of lack of sensual fulfilment- he also beats the secondary enemies of wasted time and money (companions are a sure thing compared to Tinder et al), the danger of secrets being exposed (companions are less likely to get over-attached and make unexpected demands, and have a vested interest in maintaining a strict policy of professional confidentiality at all times) and embarrassment (companions are more likely to have social skills and be accepting of and experienced with different ages, body types and sexual preferences).

Phew!

But even that is too simple for the story to really be engaging! We need more drama than “hero feels sensually unfulfilled so he books a companion” for this to be a really great story.

Before vanquishing his enemies, the hero must overcome obstacles- otherwise it’s a boring story. Getting dropped off on the top of the mountain by luxury helicopter ride isn’t as exciting a story as climbing it.

What are the hero’s obstacles in our story?

Anxieties. In other words, fear.

Fear of the imagined dangers of climbing the mountain: of finally being open in his sexual expression, of investing money, of getting caught, and simply of the unknown.

In summary, our story so far is that the client (hero) overcomes his anxieties (obstacles) in order to complete his quest (experiencing sensual fulfilment).

I can certainly relate to this!

This is my personal, real-life version of the story, if you’re interested:

I have always been very highly sexed. After many years, I finally decided to be more open about it and to date the way I had always dreamed of- even though I wasn’t really sure that was possible. I could visualise how it would look. I had obstacles to overcome. I was afraid! Afraid that if I didn’t get married, I would end up regretting it- but all I really wanted to do with my life was have multiple lovers with whom I could share sensual excitement and fulfilment.

I found a way of doing that by confronting my anxieties and becoming a companion. It was a leap! I was surprised and elated to find that there are other people out there who feel the same way I do. My quest keeps unfolding as I meet more and more of them and now I can honestly say that not only was my goal achievable, it actually paled by comparison to how it feels to be doing it in real life. I look back and realise that following a conventional path would have been more risky to my happiness than taking that first leap into the unknown was.

You can start getting ready to make your dreams a reality by doing small, simple, easy things, like following your favourite providers on social media, learning about them on their websites and, reading their blogs, of course!

This is like the hero preparing his mighty steed, polishing his shining armour and getting ready to face down his enemy to reach the princess!

And when you feel ready as you’ll ever be to mount your horse and make the charge- the exciting part of the story begins. This is when you introduce yourself to her. I hope and believe that you will have the same experience I did- achieving your goal, and then some! My whole life improved when I embraced a lifestyle that was more authentic to who I am on the inside, and I truly want the same for you.

You can follow me on OnlyFans, X or Bluesky today, and when you are ready to begin your story- introduce yourself or arrange a phone call. See you on the mountaintop.