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First time in London? Here’s how to make your trip as easy and pleasurable as possible

If you’re planning your first trip to London and are feeling perhaps a little intimidated, never fear- your local personal guide is here. I’m the best tour guide in London because I’m local, I know the best places to go, and I usually get naked too.

As a seasoned Londoner and well-organised hedonist, I’m going to give you a brief rundown on how I would go about my first trip, including first places to stay and eat, indispensable apps to download and the piece de resistance, a truly excellent and highly legit London-specific escort directory.

Not left home yet?

Then there’s still time for advance planning, truly the hidden key to maximising a business-with-pleasure trip and minimising stress.

Book your hotel before you leave and pay in advance to make check in feel nicer. London hotels I recommend include 45 Park Lane, Bulgari Hotel, The Connaught, Four Seasons Park Lane, the Mandarin Oriental, The Whiteley, and the suites at The Mandrake and The Ned. I do not recommend using AirBnB. Cost-effective alternatives include The Hoxton, Melia White House and Nobu Shoreditch.

And don’t stop there- while you’re booking your hotel, book your two other basic necessities in advance too: your restaurant(s) and your companion(s).

Hotels generally have more rooms than a nice restaurant has tables. And that companion you have your eye on, well, there is only one of her, so she’s even less likely to have room for you last-minute than a hotel or a restaurant.

Don’t travel for hours to the big smoke just to sit alone in your room eating generic room service before leaving Friday morning without having tasted London. Book your companions and restaurants as far in advance as you can, because they get busy.

The best London directory for connecting with companions and kink providers at the moment is KLE (Kinky London Escorts), which is run exclusively and equitably by the ladies themselves, many of whom attend the regular KLE socials and have genuine rapport with each other outside of dating. Everyone involved with the site knowing each other is protection against fake profiles appearing and this tight-knit community with its diverse members list really does represent the very best of what London has to offer. If you have never dated in London before it is absolutely the safest and best place to begin, hands down. And all of us love to eat, which brings us to…

My personal favourite London restaurants and bars include Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester, Canton Blue at the Peninsula, Core by Clare Smyth, the Fumoir at Claridge’s or The Ritz Rivoli Bar for a perfectly mixed cocktail, Hakkasan, Kioku by Endo at Raffles OWO, The Lecture Room & Library at sketch, Nobu Mayfair, Park Chinois (just for cocktails and dim sum though), The Pem at Conrad St James, Pétrus, and The Ritz Dining Room. Pick one or two and book a lunch or dinner there, you won’t regret it. For something more casual, check out ROKA, Dishoom, Bocca di Lupo, Barrafina, Nessa, Ducksoup or Bocconcino, all very central, and all still pretty much requiring advance booking.

Still not casual enough, or is everywhere you wanted to eat booked up? Summer’s coming so go for a stroll around Borough Market (handy for Shangri-La at The Shard, if you happen to be staying there) or get takeout from Harrods Food Hall and have a breezy picnic in Hyde Park.

Getting around in London

There are three ways to travel in London: walking, black cabs, and the tube. I find Uber in London to be unreliable so I don’t recommend it. Instead I use the Gett app, which works just like Uber except it’s for black cabs. The journeys are faster and more pleasant and the roof has a huge sunroof so you can get a better look at the architecture as you go.

The tube can seem intimidating even for those who are used to using metro systems until you start using the free TfL journey planner, which gives you detailed instructions on how to get from A to B. You don’t need to buy a ticket to use the tube or the buses, you can just tap your credit card on the turnstiles as you go. There are free paper tube maps to study at almost every tube station and staff to point you in the right direction.

Walking around Central London (Zone 1, if you’re looking at a tube map) is very pleasant as long as your companion has flat shoes. The only places to avoid are parks after dark. I love walking in London as my preferred mode of transport when I can. Sure my hair might not look quite as perfect as it would have done in a cab, but it’s a great city with historic architecture, buzzing shops and if you like people-watching, you’re in the right place.

London is an exhilarating city with endless opportunities to explore, indulge, and make rich memories. By planning ahead, you can avoid the stress of last-minute bookings and truly immerse yourself in the best that London has to offer. From luxury hotels and gourmet dining to finding the right companion, taking the time to organize your trip in advance will ensure everything goes smoothly and pleasurably. The Gett black cab app and TfL website make transport a breeze, but don’t forget to explore London on foot if you can- it's one of the best ways to discover the charm and beauty of this vibrant metropolis. So book ahead, relax, and most of all, enjoy your time in one of the world’s most dynamic cities!

Who do you have to become to climb the mountain?

An actual mountain climber started chatting to me about the mountain-climbing analogy I used in my last blog and gave me this interesting insight: “It’s true that climbing the mountain isn’t just about being on the summit. But it isn’t just about the climb, either. It’s about who you have to become in order to do the climb.”

I think he means that it’s not just about the journey, where you have to be courageous and clever and overcome obstacles; you have to become a courageous, clever, problem-solving person, and that’s the real attraction and value of climbing that mountain.

In my last blog I said,

I have always been very highly sexed. After many years, I finally decided to be more open about it and to date the way I had always dreamed of- even though I wasn’t really sure that was possible. I could visualise how it would look. I had obstacles to overcome. I was afraid! Afraid that if I didn’t get married, I would end up regretting it- but all I really wanted to do with my life was have multiple lovers with whom I could share sensual excitement and fulfilment.

I found a way of doing that by confronting my anxieties and becoming a companion. It was a leap! I was surprised and elated to find that there are other people out there who feel the same way I do. My quest keeps unfolding as I meet more and more of them and now I can honestly say that not only was my goal achievable, it actually paled by comparison to how it feels to be doing it in real life. I look back and realise that following a conventional path would have been more risky to my happiness than taking that first leap into the unknown was.

Who did I have to become to climb my mountain?

I had to become Lilly!

A girl who leaps at opportunity, a planner, a trusting and trustworthy person, someone brave enough to seize the day and make the most out of this one short life we have. If I hadn’t become this person, I would still be stuck in my old anxieties and life would still be passing my by as I watched others do what I wanted to do and silently fantasised about it.

I hope that you too are excited about who you become in order to overcome your obstacles and complete your quest. A man of action, someone with guts, someone clever, someone successful, someone in touch with themselves, someone enjoying all that life has to offer, an explorer, a discoverer of new worlds and life experiences?

I genuinely and from the bottom of my heart wish you all this and more! And if, like me, sensual fulfilment is part of your personal quest, perhaps we should meet- somewhere on the way up.