Every so often, I say yes to conversations that don’t quite fit into a neat box.

Recently, I sat down with someone who knows me very well for a long, relaxed chat that felt more like two friends catching up than a formal audio interview. No scripts. No rushing. Just curiosity, laughter, and the sort of honesty that only happens when you trust the person you’re talking to.

If you’re planning your first trip to London and are feeling perhaps a little intimidated, never fear- your local personal guide is here. I’m the best tour guide in London because I’m local, I know the best places to go, and I usually get naked too.