Every so often, I say yes to conversations that don’t quite fit into a neat box.

Recently, I sat down with someone who knows me very well for a long, relaxed chat that felt more like two friends catching up than a formal audio interview. No scripts. No rushing. Just curiosity, laughter, and the sort of honesty that only happens when you trust the person you’re talking to.

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Avoiding scams is a topic that comes up again and again on social media, usually in reference to "clients" who refuse to screen or send a deposit because they say they are afraid of being scammed.

I put "clients" in quotation marks because you're not really a client unless you actually meet escorts, and of course you can't actually meet escorts if you don't follow their screening procedures. So really, they are much better described as men who stay home and repeatedly cock-block themselves out of fear.

Firstly, I would like to reassure any potential client reading this that if you are reasonably sober and sensible, you will probably never be scammed.