I am currently saving up to buy my forever home and a quality car, so generous cash tips in person and surprise bank transfers are the most welcome of gifts and treats, whether for a special occasion or just to let me know you’re thinking of me before or after our date (maybe both?).

If you like to bring presents, I enjoy Dior’s J’Adore eau de parfum, Cire Trudon candles, designer lingerie in UK sizes 8/ small/ 34C, dairy-free dark chocolate, pink and red roses, and glass-bottled kombucha (preferably organic).

I would also enjoy John Lewis, AIRE London Himalayan Pink Salt Massage and Aman Spa Signature Journey gift cards as elite tokens of gratitude and affection sent to misslillywatson@protonmail.com.

For more inspiration and to discreetly gift a range of high-class items online, try perusing my Throne wishlist.

Personal favourites include Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester, Canton Blue at the Peninsula, Core by Clare Smyth, the Fumoir at Claridge’s or The Ritz Rivoli Bar for a perfectly mixed cocktail, Hakkasan, Kioku by Endo at Raffles OWO, The Lecture Room & Library at sketch, Nobu Mayfair, Park Chinois (just for cocktails and dim sum though), The Pem at Conrad St James, Pétrus, and The Ritz Dining Room.

On my bucket list are A. Wong, Alex Dilling at Hotel Café Royale, Amazónico, Chiltern Firehouse, The Clove Club, Club Gascon, Da Terra, Endo at The Rotunda, Evelyn’s Table, Farmacy, Ikoyi, The Ledbury, Marcus at The Berkeley, Restaurant Gordon Ramsay and St Barts.

Most have some form of private dining option for an added layer of discretion, and as you can see, some excellent London restaurants are actually contained in 5* hotels. Very convenient, I’d say…

I adore high-end teas and coffees more than wine so if you prefer to grab a cup of something hot with a light bite instead of a full lunch or dinner, let’s go to The Coffee Bar at Harrods or stroll around Borough Market.

Depending on your personal style, some other London hotels I recommend include 45 Park Lane, Bulgari Hotel, The Connaught, Four Seasons Park Lane, the Mandarin Oriental, The Whiteley, and the suites at The Mandrake and The Ned. I do not recommend using AirBnB. Cost-effective alternatives include The Hoxton, Melia White House and Nobu Shoreditch.

For a countryside escape just outside of London, I would like to try Heckfield Place near Reading/ Hook, and Soho Farmhouse, which is about halfway between Oxford and Stratford-upon-Avon, Shakespeare’s birthplace. Both have highly regarded spas. Cliveden House is delightful if you want a quintessentially English experience with a rather naughty aristocratic history.

Some international hotels I have researched for discreet private getaways include Alila, Aman, Anantara, Banyan Tree, Bulgari, Cheval Blanc, One&Only, Six Senses and Soho House.

If you’re reading this then we probably already agree that good company is a special gift.

If you would like to arrange a duo (threesome) or an awesome “moresome”, I can recommend my beautiful friends and lovers who I share authentic connections with: Amelia Swann, Arabella Blair, Darla Blake, Elle Voss, Emilia Lang, Florence Wilde, Grace Gardiner, Lady Lola, Louisa Knight, Luke Hardy, Madame Caramel, Margot Alderton, Miss Harriet, Mistress Stone, Nikki Darling, Oz Bigdownunder, Sadie Scott, Scarlett May, Sienna Carlisle, Subby Katie, Valerie Mara and Victoria Rose.

In the interests of fairness, I kindly request rate-matching in all duo and moresome dates, i.e. that the highest quoted consideration is applied to all playmates involved equally.

I would love to have the pleasure of meeting Audrey Astor, Cassandra Gray and Sofia Miles, separately or all at once. You could say they are my bucket list ladies!